Friday, 30 April 2010

Sarah Jane Mysteries

I've already done a Dr Who rant so I'd thought I'd do one on the spin-off series Sarah Jane Mysteries.
1. Social services
How have social services not got wind of Sarah Jane taking minors out to fight evil aliens... she even lets her own 'son' join in. Let alone social services, how have the other childrens parents not noticed, well Maria's dad in the first series noticed and was ok with it all, but surely the others won't.
2. Luke
She just found him in an alien lab that was making evil fizzy pop. Why didn't people make more of a fuss when he just appeared at this strange womans house?
3. Sonic lipstick
Just no. Why oh why would it be a lipstick?
4. U.N.I.T and Torchwood
How have these major organisations not noticed the activities of Sarah Jane, surely they would have noticed the computer Mr. Smith sooner or later. I'd like to see the episode where U.N.I.T troops storm in.
5. K.9
I was quite sad when he was cooped up in a cupboard fighting the blackhole. But I'm happy know, especially when he has arguments with Mr. Smith :)

Other than that I'm happy with the show.

Thursday, 22 April 2010

Hello Ms. Screamy Fox

Don't you hate the noise foxes make...just too creepy. I thought someone was hurt outside last night...buuut no. It was a fox on the canal screaming for about 15 minutes. It just didn't shut up, and guess what? Another one joined in. Fun. I used to like foxes, them being cute and all...and owning some internet. But now I don't, why can't they have a happy call that would make people smile. Robins mark their territory with a nice song, but foxes, no, they have to scream in the middle of the night.

Was quite funny when me and my mom went outside to see if we could see it. We got scared when we heard it rustling somewhere...we didn't want to get attacked by a crazed fox in the night, so we ran inside.

If the fox wakes me up again, there will be trouble because I'll go tell it's mom.

Wednesday, 21 April 2010

Why is the biscuit so sad?



I opened a bag of biscuits and low and behold there was a sad and depressed biscuit. Why was it so sad? Was it the prospect of being eaten? Was it the fact that the chocolate had melted slightly? Or was it sad for it's lost biscuit family? Just the lookof it put me off eating it....look at it's pleading eyes. But I ate it anyway. :) yum...but not as nice as digestives.

I decided to make happy food and the only food I was allowed to draw on was a tangerine. Firstly the happy tangerine :)


Then a replica of that happy smiley face thing.


And finally anime face (Ichigo Kurosaki because it's orange)


Shows how I productive I am with my time.

Sunday, 18 April 2010

Hayley

Hayley has left the blog....such a sad day when the fellow blogger leaves the nest and starts a seperate blog. Ok wasn't her fault, the website shouldn't have hated her computer for a start and forced her to get her own. Evil internet :( Well it's just me now...oh and please follow
an-assortment-of-things.blogspot.com
please because thats Hayley now.

I think I'm Dr Who biased

I have issues with the new Dr Who series, this may be because the older series has made me incredibally biased.
1. The theme tune
What on earth have they done to it!!! I admit I used to get excited when I heard the older version...like when they played it at the V festival for some reason last year, I got really excited! But now it's unrecognisable, I don't like the change...sorry. It sounds nothing like the old one and I can't sing along to it any more.
2. Green sonic screwdriver
Just no.
3. The new TARDIS
I don't actually mind it, it's not that bad so I'll move on.
4. Amy Pond
At first I kind of liked her character, she seemed fun and quirky. But now! She's kind of irritating. For a start she knows too much too quickly. Why didn't Winston Churchill question her clothes? (Queen Victoria pointed out what Rose was wearing) Why did she act all cocky to the daleks? Why didn't she bother to change out of a nightie (which the Dr was clearly perving on when he was holding her out of the TARDIS by her foot)and the robot mans Scottish too, so what, lots of people are Scottish. Grrr
5. Rainbow daleks
WHAT ON EARTH....sorry WHAT ON SKARO!! I don't like them either...as Hayley pointed out, they look like Power Rangers. I was actually upset when they killed the proper daleks (how cute where they with their little bags and can I have one that brings me tea too?)They look too big, like they've eaten too much....do daleks eat?
6. What's with the cracks?
I know they'll explain later, but it's just irritating.
7. Ew creepy robot things that have different faces
They make me want to cry.
8. It's not David Tennant
That's the main thing I don't like. He acted in such a way that I empathised with. I felt sorry that he was the last Time Lord, I felt sorry for him when old enemies returned, when he lost lovers/companians. But so far I don't care about the new one, I'm like...meh. Not blaming the actor, he's growing on me a bit, but when the storylines seem to rush through the plot...it's hard to get used to a character. And what is he wearing....just no, think of the children. Bow tie! Elbow pads! Tweed! I don't approve, that's not cool, he atleast needs a decorative vegetable in his lapel. I also miss the flapping of a large coat when the Dr runs, it's just not as dramatic. Flappy flappy running...flapping squared when Captain Jack is involved. The running is too quiet in this series.

I'm sad now and going to watch some past episodes on DVD. Goodnight x