Sunday, 14 February 2010

werewolf in cannock chase?

The other day on the One show I heard there were werewolf sightings in Cannock Chase. I was surprised to hear that as I don't live too far from there and it was the first i had ever heard of this. Now, I want this werewolf i think he would make a nice pet and me and Hayley are going to catch it. Here is our plan:
1. Bait
We shall use Humphrey (Hayley's dog) as bait, he's pleasant enough and will sit there looking cool with a scarf on. Seeing as werewolves are basically wolf and man they will be attracted to a scarf wearing dog, the human will be drawn to the snazzy attire and the wolf will be attracted to the dog. If not it's amusing for us to dress the dog with people clothes.
Plan B for bait, if Humphrey doesn't work we will try foods. Cookies, pancakes (seeing as it's almost pancake day), steak and lasagne. I have chosen foods we like because I don't want a werewolf that is a complete opposite to me because that would never work, arguments would start over food and I can't deal with that.
2. Capture
a classic butterfly net will be our method of capture. If it's good enough to catch those sneaky little butterflies it's good enough to catch a mythical creature. But even if that doesn't work (but shh it will) there is always the box propped up by a stick.
3. Looking after your werewolf
Werewolves are sensitive creatures that are very self-conscious about their appearance. They require daily grooming and alot of praise. You don't want a depressed werewolf, they're far too large to mope in a corner, so praise such as "oooh what lovely fur" , and "what lovely mauling your doing there" is essential to keep a werewolf happy. Also it is advisable to change the end of Little Red Riding Hood and The Three Little Pigs to keep your werewolf happy.

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