Ninja boy and the screaming child

Ok the title makes it sound like i'm going to talk about a pretty cool new film, but no....i'm not. No, it's the people you find in a family pub around dinner time on a friday evening. First thing you notice is that several babies appear to be having a screaming contest and there seems to be no end in the competition, only if they actually leave the pub would they stop. The child on the table next to us seemed to have the upper hand with a high pitched squeal every so often that made everyone in the vicinity flinch.

Next is the very angry toddler that insists on lying down on the chairs shouting at his older sister who is dragging him off the chairs...he tires of this and starts running around the waiters feet and learning about skeletons (or skelingtons as he calls them) from an older reletive trying to shut him up. Later on he has found some crayons and an activity sheet to play with and has decided to do these perched precariously on his chair and leaning over to the table, this causes discussions to be made about if he falls...he doesn't thankfully as he would have needed new teeth if he had.

Whilst that is happening children at another table have decided to knee slide across the carpet (carpet?! knee slide?! does this kid not realise that he'll get carpet burn!?) infront of the waiters again. This could only end badly, but thankfully no food was harmed, or waiters, or children. Those waiters have pretty good skills in avoiding feral children. One of the adults shouts blackcurrant for some reason at the top of his voice and this explains the childrens behavior because if i lived in a household where random fruits were shouted i would run around too.

Finally is the brilliant ninja kid. Out of nowhere a flash of colour appears and it jumps down the stairs and disappears, then reappears sitting down at the table with his parents. How he managed this is impossible to tell as he seemed to teleport from place to place all with a happy look on his face.....and a rather snazzy biker jacket on. But he disappeared again :( and this time with his family of ninjas and replaced with an equally stealthy family with some very bored looking people who wished they were anywhere else but in the same situation we were in.

Irrelevant note:
The only supernatural things on Most Haunted are Julian Cleggs ears.